Tag Archives: Sex

For you, a thousand times over.

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The contents of this blog may be mildly offensive; viewer’s discretion is advised. (Oh and also the contents of this post are unrelated to The Kite Runner, although if you’re reading it, I recommend a box of tissues and a bottle of water to keep you hydrated) Social Convention is like a blowjob. It stinks […]

Sorry, that’s my thing. I specialize in cheese. Big gooey glops of it. You’re outta luck.

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Red roses, gifts wrapped in glitter and gold paper, heart-shaped candy, inflated balloons imprinted with the words “will you be mine”, diamond rings, Swarovski bracelets, expensive champagne and last but not the least, SEX. Valentines day is an obnoxious combination of all the above. It is on the 14th of February, when creativity runs out […]